Twilight, Travel, and Treats

Remember how you felt when the Beautiful Bastard left you?

It has come to my attention that some of my books are being burned. Figuratively of course. Even though the Olympic torch is coming right by my house today (squeals) they ain't stopping to do any damage.

No, I'm talking about the latest Twitter freakout most of us twihards are having.

Not reposting all the tweets of frightened twihards

You know I love me some fanfic. Some good old fashioned porn to be honest. There is a lockdown happening at http://www.fanfiction.net/ to get rid of some of the fic with hard core lemons.

This has some of us scared to pieces. After all, life would have been so different if I hadn't found The Office, The Submissive/The Dominant/The Training, and Emancipation Proclamation (what are these? we'll get there in a minute).

I was hoping to save some of these treasurhated fanfic recs for Fanfic Fridays at a later date. It seems that someone out there wants me to hurry up and tell the world about them NOW.

Most of us are hoping that when they move these stories the authors will be able to move them to their own blogs (like Wide Awake or the Emancipation Proclamation).


Also, those of us who are really hardcore lemon fans have already been following some stories on http://www.twilighted.net/. But for those newbies, now it means that you've got to cross that line to go read because you have to create a twilighted.net account. On the plus side, twilighted.net stories usually have banners so it's prettier but it is less user friendly than fanfiction.net

It doesn't take long to sign up for a http://www.twilighted.net/ account - just make up a username, password, and give them your email.

And, neither the twilighted.net or independent blog choices is fanfic downloader friendly - dangit, just when I'd learned to use the darn thing.

I'm not freaking out. After all, ladies, it's just fanfic. We still have our health. But I'm just taking precautions and keeping my copy somewhere safe. You should too.

Gone elsewhere but available

Some of my favourites have already moved. If you click on the story name it should take you to the fanfiction.net site where there may still be a chapter or two or some outtakes leftover. The twilighted links will take you to that story on twilighted.net but you'll need to sign in.

The Submissive/The Dominant/The Training - link to the www.fanfiction.net author tarasueme's page

- only Chapter 1 of each left on www.fanfiction.net

- their new home is she on http://www.twilighted.net/viewuser.php?uid=10684

Okay, see banners are a good thing. So hot!

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - moved to http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8101

from twilighted.net

Emancipation Proclamation - moved to author's own blog

kharizzmatik's new blog for Emancipation Proclamation Isn't it pretty?

Crossing my fingers these ones will stay around

So, here is my list of the fanfiction that I love that is fairly hard core and I'm worried will get pulled soon from fanfiction.net. Go download it on your fanfic downloader now (if you don't know how see my previous how-to post).

Some of these already exist on twilighted.net and even have their own banner. For the ones with banners (all courtesy of twilighted.net of course) you can choose to go to the fanfiction.net site of twilighted.net instead. However, since twilighted.net and independent blogs aren't compatible with fanfic downloader I thought it was prudent to include them here if you want to download them in one whole piece with chapter markings.

I don't have time right now to write the reviews or summaries of each one but I'll get to that at a later date.

Fics I've previously recommended (those without a twilighted.net link are listed first since if they go, we aren't sure if they're gone forever)

Cinderella, a tale of lust

Clipped Wings & Inked Armor (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Breakfast at Tiffany's (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Master of the Universe (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Fics I was going to recommend later but will let you know about now

The Red Line

Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl

The Naked Guy Upstairs

Alphabet Weekends

Burn and Shine

Cosmo's and Clueless

The Weight of Words

The University of Edward Masen (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)

Edward Wallbanger (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Tropic of Virgo (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Hiding in Plain Sight (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Living Backwards (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)


Twice As Long As Yesterday (fanfiction.net or twilighted.net)

Bye Bye for Now

Already removed by the author with no new home (sniff sniff)

- the link for the first two will take you to the authors page on www.fanfiction.net where they have a chance to say their peace

Art After 5

The Office (which we all knew about already)

Boycotts & Barflies (removed by author but not for ff.net reasons) - find it in ebook/print or on itunes as ific (audio book)

As an alternative to reading twilight lemons, there is always going to be regular erotica. Twitarded posted yesterday a page full of non twilight erotica recommendations, some of which have been around for decades and are classics. Odd to think that you're grandma could have been getting off to the same story but sometimes the oldies are the goodies. Okay, bad imagery going on here...



Just for Lisa at 17foreverlisa I'll make a post tomorrow about whether or not you can find any of this classic erotica as an ebook and if so, where to find it. Time for some more research...

Please let me know below if there are other fics you want to add to this list that have seemingly disappeared and we'll see if we can solve the mystery together.